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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten Ways to Stop a Rhino

10. A really big piece of flypaper. (Uncle Yoohoo)
9. Dress up like a girl rhino to distract it. (Sandy)
8. Tell him you are infected with rhinovirus (Oofie II)
7. Order the "Exploding Rhino Food Kit" from the Acme Co. (JAT)
6. Turn on your overhead flashers and siren, pull up along side, and motion for him/her to pull over. (Shazam!)
5. Have him run in the New Hampshire Primary. (Bush Pilot)
4. A road block, preferably the size and weight of a small battle ship. (Shazam!)
3. Hit him with a Congressional subpoena. (Warlok)
2. Put him on another network opposite "Who Wants to Be a Millionnaire?" (Joofie)
1. Place an elephant in his way. (danb)

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