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Top Ten Signs That a Career in Business Is Not for You
(submitted by Boneman)
Dow Jones? Never heard of him.
Your last business conference included the phrases "Hold the mayo", "Extra pickles, please", and "For God's sake, get it right this time, Bernie".
You've finally found Waldo after 10 years.
After weeks of interviews, you just hired the perfect Comptroller: Seven years experience in numerology.
You're having trouble deciding between the "raw umber" and "periwinkle" crayons for writing your resume.
(BullFrog hey GC3!)
Even as a child, your Lemonade Stand lost money, one of your 'employees' got injured and sued, and a customer became deathly ill after drinking your 'product.'
Them: Crush the competition! You: Can't we all just get along?
You think a spread sheet is something you take on a picnic.
Only business school that will take you is "Tony's House of MBAs."
You sell your food stamps to buy lottery tickets.
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