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Top Ten Real Reasons Yahoo Was Down

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10. Another bungling plot by TV executives to salvage ratings week. (Maniac Bob)
9. Evil AOL SWAT team attacked again. (Snoop Rob)
8. Damn rats at the yahoo headquarters are getting smarter every day. (sexychick)
7. It was sold on Ebay. (Sir Donut)
6. Search engine entered an infinite loop when some wiseguy asked "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?" (IcerLeaf)
5. They were testing out sister site "Yehaww!", which didn't catch on. (Sir Donut)
4. IS department dedicated servers to massive Quake game. (Uncle Yoohoo, sexychick)
3. The webmaster was at the library checking out the book "Avoiding Hackers for Dummies." (Trevlyn13)
2. The notorious "Anti-Chocolate Drink Terrorists" waged an all out attack, later realizing there is an awfully big difference between Yahoo and Yoo-Hoo. (JDAii)
1. "Mommy... Timmy's detroyed my search engine again" (k.a)

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