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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten Things You Don't Want to Hear From Your Lawyer

10. "Hardly any of my clients have been executed." (Maniac Bob)
9. "Forget your trial for a minute. Let me tell you about these great deals through Amway." (ciskokid)
8. "So, members of the jury, in closing I'd like to say that it turns out we really don't have a case. Sorry for wasting your time." (theopholis)
7. "Oh boy - we've got Judge Anderson. He still hasn't forgiven me for running over his dog in the parking lot last month." (Warlok)
6. "Not only am I earning a good sum from this case, but it finally gives me a chance to get to know that hot opposing lawyer a little better..." (Chimerasame)
5. "Whoops! I forgot about that law!" (JRM)
4. "Your Honour, I'd like to use my phone-a-friend lifeline." (Dilly-O)
3. "Well, at least we can avoid the death penalty." (Sir Donut)
2. "It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the case." (theopholis)
1. "Okay, let's think appeal today." (Emperor)

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