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Top Ten Questions You Wish Were On Instructor/Course Evaluations
(submitted by Gradfad)
Ability to sleep through class: a) Great b) Average c) Professor talks to loudly
If your teacher were an animal, which animal would he have been?
On a scale of 1 to 10, how many classes did you attend?
Do you want to know the girl's name and phone number in row 3, seat 15?
Was this class a) too slow b) paced just right   c) too fast   d) did you give up around midterms?
On a scale of 1-10; 1 being current and 10 being medieval, how outdated are the instructor's clothes?
What country do you think your instructor is from?
Was the sock puppet a useful instructional aid?
How would you like your money you paid for this waste of time refunded? a) check b) money order c) small unmarked bills (so your parents can't trace it) c) No-Doze rebates
(One Tough Sleeper)
Were the instructor's Nose and Ear hair an appropriate length?
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