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Top Ten Worst Pieces of Advice for New Graduates
(submitted by Farky)
"Of course, it's been a tradition to show up to graduation naked for YEARS!"
(What the DILLY-O?!)
"This internet stuff is just a fad... people always come back to bowling."
"Put all your money into Passbook savings; soon you'll be rich!"
"Be sure to mention your prodigious drinking and partying skills on your resume. That's life experience that you just can't fake!"
"You have a better chance of robbing a bank and getting away clean than you do of winning the lottery."
"If it looks too good too be true, commit to it before the opportunity passes you by."
"Son... I don't know... I think you still need to find yourself."
"Go ahead, big corporations are cool with nose rings these days."
"Cheer up -- we thought you'd be dead by now."
(Misery loves company)
"Be John Malcovich"
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