"Of course, it's been a tradition to show up to graduation naked for YEARS!"
(What the DILLY-O?!)
"This internet stuff is just a fad... people always come back to bowling."
(lefty)
"Put all your money into Passbook savings; soon you'll be rich!"
(rottenluckwillie)
"Be sure to mention your prodigious drinking and partying skills on your resume. That's life experience that you just can't fake!"
(Warlok)
"You have a better chance of robbing a bank and getting away clean than you do of winning the lottery."
(mjolnir)
"If it looks too good too be true, commit to it before the opportunity passes you by."
(Laffman)
"Son... I don't know... I think you still need to find yourself."
(DA maNA)
"Go ahead, big corporations are cool with nose rings these days."
(thx1138)
"Cheer up -- we thought you'd be dead by now."
(Misery loves company)
"Be John Malcovich"
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