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Top Ten Questions Parents Don't Want to Hear
(submitted by Jen)
Can I borrow your bong?
The guy on the phone wanted your VISA card number, but I could only find your MASTERCARD - is that ok?
Mommy what happens when you flush car keys down the toilet?
Uh, mom, do we have a fire extinguisher?
How do I get the cat out of the toilet?
How much does it cost to replace an engine?
Mommy, why do you have this space ship in your dresser? **BBBZZZZZZ**
(Mega Vibratron 2000 To infinity and Beyond!!!)
Mom, is it true crystal meth makes your ass bigger?
Dad you know how to fix a car window dont you?
So, exactly which drugs was I supposed to stay away from?
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