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Top Ten Uses for a Broken Slinky

(submitted by Ilsoap)

10. Walk it down broken stairs. (Laffman, DK)
9. Bury it on the beach for those pesky metal-detector people to find. (Ilsoap)
8. Bungee jumping for hampsters (Lisa)
7. Extra strong dental floss (juparc chacar (, Qarl, thx1138)
6. Toupee for the Tin Woodsman (Warlok)
5. Really nifty, almost futuristic, holder for storing all of your 5 1/4 floppy disks (Fluff)
4. Really trendy boa for parties (Handey Girl)
3. Spare part for MIR space station (a.r.s.)
2. "Side Impact Protection" earrings (Boom Oy!)
1. Market it as a new kind of pasta. (Qarl)

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