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Top Ten Uses for a Broken Slinky
(submitted by Ilsoap)
Walk it down broken stairs.
Bury it on the beach for those pesky metal-detector people to find.
Bungee jumping for hampsters
Extra strong dental floss
(juparc chacar (firstname.lastname@example.org), Qarl, thx1138)
Toupee for the Tin Woodsman
Really nifty, almost futuristic, holder for storing all of your 5 1/4 floppy disks
Really trendy boa for parties
Spare part for MIR space station
"Side Impact Protection" earrings
Market it as a new kind of pasta.
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