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Top Ten Uses for a Broken Slinky

(submitted by Ilsoap)

10. Walk it down broken stairs. (Laffman, DK)
9. Bury it on the beach for those pesky metal-detector people to find. (Ilsoap)
8. Bungee jumping for hampsters (Lisa)
7. Extra strong dental floss (juparc chacar (smbshahn@aol.com), Qarl, thx1138)
6. Toupee for the Tin Woodsman (Warlok)
5. Really nifty, almost futuristic, holder for storing all of your 5 1/4 floppy disks (Fluff)
4. Really trendy boa for parties (Handey Girl)
3. Spare part for MIR space station (a.r.s.)
2. "Side Impact Protection" earrings (Boom Oy!)
1. Market it as a new kind of pasta. (Qarl)

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