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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten Surprises of the Republican National Convention

10. NBC pre-empted "Must See TV" to provide coverage. (Warlok)
9. Animated robots acted like fanatics while the real delegates were sleeping. (rottenluckwillie)
8. Dan Quayle was carded at the bar for the 18th year in a row. (Grungeboy Bob)
7. John McCain's statement that the US was the "phattest, flyest, dopest nation in the wiz-orld!" (Flapjack)
6. Actually only three people showed up. Tricky camera angles made it look like a crowd. (Cisko Kid)
5. George W. Bush began acceptance speech with "Wassssaaaah?!" (Rear Admiral)
4. During the convention Reagan wondered onto the stage and started nominating everybody to be president. ((NAL))
3. McCain immediately left in Freedom Express for a 3 day bender in Atlantic City (Bob Clemmons)
2. "Survivor"-type voting allowed states to vote other state delegates off of the floor. (HeathJ)
1. The bathing suit portion of contest counted for only 40% of the votes. (Dan)

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