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Top Ten Reasons To Not Invest In That New Dot-Com

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10. Their corporate headquarters is located in the back room of a Manhattan pizza shop and run by by a guy named Little Nicky. (Fluff)
9. Its venture capital backers are named "Pull the rug out investors." (DA maNA)
8. Web counter total? 2. (TheRob)
7. It'll just help make one more teenager a million dollars richer than you are. (kellie)
6. You're pretty sure there is no market for cordless extension cords. (Dan)
5. Because .org companies are the next big thing (Troz)
4. Though they lose money on each transaction, they vow to make it up with increased volume. (Ernie Munny)
3. Their mascot is a mouse because "it's never been done before." (Ilsoap)
2. They took "Dot-Com" too literally: they're actually a company selling dots. (Lisa)
1. (One Tough Banker)

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