Date a lot while your dad still has a plane and a limo.
(DeeTease)
Make sure your shoes match your security guard.
(Bob Clemmons)
If he doesn't call back within a week of the first date, call off the FBI background check.
(Laffman)
Never let your father have "the talk" with the guy you're seeing; you don't want your date getting ideas.
(Starsaros)
Never ask your date "Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" because the Secret Service guys really check.
(Dan)
Never brag about hanging out with Federal Reserve Board Chairman Alan Greenspan.
(Fluff)
Guys are surprisingly keen on the Oval Office fantasy.
(DK)
Pretend that you are the only 50 people in the room.
(Secret Service #49)
Always leave the frisking and body cavity searches to the Secret Service because it could give a guy the wrong 'idea'.
(Natalie)
Don't worry about bringing along a camera to record your dates. Just subscribe to Time and People magazine.
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