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Top Ten Ways to Liven Up Your Superbowl Party
(submitted by afox)
Bet on which player is making the most per actual working minute.
Estimate waistlines of the linemen.
Three essential ingredient, Beer, Popcorn, neighborhood police
Tell your wife about it 2 minutes in advance.
Everyone bring their own remote TV control for flipping channels.
Keep reminding everyone that if it weren't for you, the star running back (on whichever team is winning) headed straight for a decrepit life of professional wrestling.
(Poppa don' take no bandwagon hype!)
Invite people other than your mother and her poodle.
(Where did my mind go???)
Play trivia game guessing which players have appeared on "Cops".
Spray paint your living room carpet green, with yard markers. [Sure to liven up your wife, anyway]
Phillips TIVO: $500. Portable pocket TV: $150. Five minute time delay: $0. The look on your friends' faces as you call all the plays: priceless.
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