It keeps changing your home page to the Buglist.
(Maniac Bob)
Whenever you try to surf the web, it comes up with stupid errors like: "Cannot open website due to idiot in front of me" and "Warning! Objects in head are emptier than they appear!"
(Last Minute Thinker)
Your default opening page has secretly changed addresses to http:/www.Tele-Tubbies.com.
(BIG NASTY)
It keeps flashing "Bill Gates is really Elvis!"
(DLArmand)
You don't remember pressing anything for, "Porn" ... Yet.
(TJF)
Instead of saying goodbye it calls out "That was it? My AOL programing does more for me."
(Bloodbond)
Messages at bottom of screen read: "1% of 3147K at 851 bytes/sec ... Just give up, this will take forever"
(JMC)
You keep finding sites that have pictures of other computers with nothing covering up their circuit boards.
(dtrane)
Everytime you click the refresh button, a WAV plays: Are you sure you want to do that, Dave?
(Warlok, Laffman)
You get a $700 credit card bill for "Browser accessories and plug-ins."
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