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Top Ten Reasons Why It's Cooler To Be President Of Russia Than President of the USA

(submitted by Dan)

10. Everyone believes you're corrupt and evil, not just the opposition party. (Maniac Bob)
9. No 'Leader of the free world' pressure - Go ahead! Bomb somebody! (Itchy Trigger)
8. It's better to be the powerful leader of a powerless nation than the powerless leader of a powerful nation. (Andre Engels)
7. You get to use the MIR space station to steal HBO (Dan)
6. Russian interns are much, much hotter. (Faux Pas)
5. In the USA, Civil War buffs use muskets and fire blanks. In Russa, Civil War buffs use tanks and real bullets! (Waldo)
4. It's much easier to get your picture taken with Fidel Castro. (IOIO)
3. If the Senate doesn't agree with your law, you change your law. If the Duma doesn't agree with your law, you change the Duma. (Andre Engels)
2. All the Soviet army surplus lying around makes for some bitchin' capture-the-flag at the Kremlin. (Rear Admiral)
1. Russia can only get better. USA can only get worse. (Paco)

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