Greasy Metal Rods
(Strat)
Glass'ums - The yummy candy sprinkled with cruchy translucent shards
(DA maNA)
Sour Cream-and-Lead Paint Chips
(Captain Cupcake)
Bit O' Tungsten
(Warlok)
Hemlock Chips with Olestra
(Tristan)
Rusty-O's, the iron-rich snack food with that spiky crunch!
(Waldo)
Squirrel Rinds
(Rear Admiral)
Chock full o' nuts and bolts
(El Barton)
troutycakes- the individually packaged lake trout with a gooey chewy candy center!
(DA maNA)
Speedies- the caffinated cereal with amphedamine frosting
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