You've noticed it's quite hard to operate the Welder and Drill Press simultaneously with your only arm.
(Sky Call)
You spent $175 in quarters trying to retrieve a stuffed toy from one of those arcade crane games.
(thx1138)
You've just heard yourself say "Hey, y'all - watch this!"
(Warlok)
In High School, you were voted "Most Likely to Crash a Bulldozer into a Church".
(Flapjack)
You are being beaten up by a "real live" ostrich with 2 heads.
(Tom)
You ask the equipment dealer if you can get training wheels for your bulldozer.
(thx1138)
You've broken down four houses in the last week, and that was just operating a lawnmower.
(Nikki)
The pink elephants begin to gang up you, demanding a ride on the steamroller.
(Tass)
Co-workers have placed beeping lights on your hardhat as a safety measure.
(JAT)
The stoplight on the corner is showing three colors: purple, plaid and grmpktxxlc.
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