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Top Ten Least Favorite Thanksgiving Traditions
(submitted by moepontiac)
(heather rhys meyers)
You're 30 years old and you're still sitting with your cousins at a card table in the basement.
Doing the heimlich maneuver on Uncle Bob
Get lathered up in Gravy and Mashed Potatoes Mud Wrestling with Aunt Edna
(Oh wait that wouldn't be so bad)
Leave the living room windows open until Christmas to get Uncle Ed's unique odor out of the house
The Airing of Grievences
The Annual Gravy Chugging Contest
The uncorking of the "Turkey-Flavored Wine"
On-going debate about which family member invented Thanksgiving (Gore family only)
Going around the table telling everyone how thankful you are for the electoral college
(7-Iron & Bob)
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