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Top Ten Things Overheard in Florida During the Election Recount

10. "This one has marked 'Bore' for president - does that count as Bush or Gore?" (Andre Engels)
9. "Need 'em...need 'em..need ''em..need 'em..." (Dan)
8. "I bet you $500 dollars we can make this go on till New Years." (The boy they called Jim)
7. "Hey, baby, how 'bout I give you a hand recount?" (Ok, that one's just stupid)
6. "BINGO!" (DK)
5. "Where's the bathroom? Just follow the arrows.... Wait, I'll take you there myself." (Warlok)
4. "We've secretly replaced Florida's CHADS with confetti. Let's watch!" ((Not from Florida) Gator!)
3. "OK, if the Dolphins score here, the dimpled chad comes off." (HotMamaJ)
2. "Eenee, Meenee, Minee, Mo, Catch a President by the toe..." (srp, mycousindamianeatshisownboogers, Adam Bomb)
1. "Dimplies are do-overs!" "Are not!" "Are Too!" " Are Not!" ... (Laffman)

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