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President Bush's Top Ten Pet Peeves
People always yelling "Tastes great. Less filling" when he is introduced to a crowd
Constant ribbing about bed wetting stories Dad told
His secret service code name is: dumb ass
Lame jokes about appointing an ambassador to Chad
Those deep fingernail grooves on the edge of the Executive Desk
(Chief Excremative Occifer)
People who say that his middle initial actually stands for "WASSUUUUUUUP!"
"Where the heck did all the furniture go?!?"
When he thinks he's won a million dollars from Publisher's Clearing House, and it's actually addressed to his dad
Thank you letters from the writers at SNL
His dad asks him to bomb Iraq just one last time for him.
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