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Top Ten Complaints of the Astronauts on the International Space Station
(submitted by Deimodius)
Every module is in a different time zone.
Fellow astronauts who drink all day because "it's happy hour somewhere in the world".
The Russian crew brought the toilet paper and it's NOT squeezably soft.
(The A Man)
Everything is labelled in Esperanto.
The vending machines only take Euros.
Damn shuttle astronauts keep forgetting to wipe their feet before coming through the airlock.
The 'international language' of speaking LOUDLY and S-L-O-W-L-Y doesn't seem to be working!
Everytime the Americans go for a space walk, the Cosmonauts lock the door.
Female astronauts always complaining toilet seat won't stay down.
Former MIR astronauts keep calling them "sissies," and talking about how space used to be rough and tough.
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