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The Weatherman's Top Ten Pet Peeves
When after he spent 3 years in university, learning about weather patterns and the works before becoming a weatherman, she becomes a weatherlady right out of highschool, cause she has a nice bod.
People always asking the difference between partly cloudy and partly sunny.
Forecasting weatherpigs that bring in the best ratings the station's ever had.
When the producers make the blue screen show his baby pictures instead of the weather.
Having to do that stupid "Santa's sleigh" bit on the radar every Christmas.
Stupid sports reporters who use the weather computers to check out ESPN.com.
The damn intern keeps putting smiley face on your thunder clouds.
Nobody understands that, on a global scale, 2 days or 50 miles is just NO BIG DEAL!!
Family keeps giving him blue sweaters for Christmas and expecting him to wear them on the air.
It's *meteorologist.* I'm a meteorologist, damn it!
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