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Top Ten Indications That Your Gym's Personal Trainer Just Doesn't Care Anymore

(submitted by Faux Pas)

10. After 5 reps, he invites you to join him for a "Twinkie Break". (TBeeber)
9. Your new warm-up routine consists of quiet meditation and a 45-minute nap. (JMH)
8. He has started peeing in the pool, `cause the toilet in the changeroom is just too damn far away. (Deimodius)
7. Suggests eating more foods from the "congealed" group. (TheRob)
6. During your bench press set he says "I'm getting some pork rinds, want any?" (spinboy)
5. "1000 pounds? I'm pretty sure you can do anything as long as I'm being paid." (El Booya)
4. "Drop and give me one!" (El Booya)
3. You notice he's no longer taking his steroids. (DA maNA)
2. When you ask him about nutritional supplements, he hands you Flintstones vitamins. (rorschak)
1. Somehow you just don't think your getting enough protein out of his new Doritos power diet. (Thor)

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