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Top Ten Signs Your Spouse Has Secretly Joined a Cult

(submitted by What the DILLY-O?!)

10. Her "I joined a cult and all I got was this stupid t-shirt" collection (Codejnki)
9. She no longer cooks chicken for dinner, just cuts of its head and nails it to the wall. (Deimodius)
8. You experience a PG&E blackout and all 20 emergency candles have "disappeared." (PooPoonose)
7. Janet Reno is shooting at your house. (DA maNA)
6. Christmas card list rapidly expanded by 300 "brothers and sisters" (rorschak)
5. You notice every time there's a full moon you get ribs for dinner. (Thor)
4. Begins to crochet pentagram doilies (The Blind Cave Salamanders, Cult of)
3. You look in your pantry and see six boxes of "Ritually Slaughtered Goat Helper." (Alfredo Garcia)
2. He switches from Miller Lite to grape Kool-Aid without any explanation. (Dink in St. Joe)
1. Brings a megaphone and pamplets to bed. (somewheretonight)

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