That's odd, nobody has seen Ken in a long time, either.
(Crazy A)
Barbie is a mother, a high schooler, a businesswoman, a model, a doctor, a gymnast. Do you really think she needs a mommy?
(DA maNA)
"Evil Dimented Soap Opera" Barbie formulated a devious plan to trap her in the bottom of a well and assume her identity.
(DA maNA)
Malilbu Stacy shoved her into an "Easy Bake Oven" and set it to broil.
(Aaron Hirshberg)
She lost her mind and ran away to begin her life again as Rue Paul.
(The Blind Cave Salamanders, Cult of)
The 50+ set has enough problems without bulemia
(Nyperold)
Like all plots to take over the world, Barbie was hatched, not born.
(rorschak)
She's working three jobs to pay for the Dreamhouse.
(Crazy A)
She keeps a low profile to conceal her affair with G.I. Joe's daddy.
(Dink in St. Joe, Moose)
If you had six gazillion kids, you wouldn't want to be seen in public either!
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