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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten Real Reasons the Submission Scripts Failed Last Week

10. DOS attack by web design firms jealous of the high quality graphics. (Codejnki)
9. The NSU (National Script Union) was striking for better hours. (DA maNA)
8. This site is not what it seems. It contains top secret codes that have to do with surveilance flights off the coast of China. (Bob Clemmons)
7. Scott's habit of storing cornbread & mayonaise sandwiches in server eventually caused irreperable harm. (Deimodius)
6. The script couldn't handle it any more and died laughing. (Nyperold)
5. The server was still routing through Mir when it came down. (I told you to turn that thing off!, The Radical Moderate)
4. Christian and Scott tried to do their taxes using the same scripts. (MAR)
3. It was involved in a packet collision with faster, more agile Microsoft script and held for "investigation" until Christian and Scott issued an apology. (VISGOTH)
2. Their parents were visiting so C & S had to shut down the top ten list and pretend they were doing something productive with their lives. (DA maNA)
1. How else could we have used this topic? (Mr. Person)

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