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Top Ten Ways to Occupy Your Time While Hiding in the Closet Waiting for that Pesky Tornado to Go By
(submitted by arf)
Wonder if your blue polyester jumpsuit with the white belt will ever come back in style
Promise to go to church every Sunday for the rest of your life
Check the weather channel on your palm pilot
Contemplate how your life is like an ostrich's
Convert your vacuum-cleaner into a groovy spaceship, complete with coat-hanger-antennas, mothball defense-systems and a cockroach crew; hey, you can even "beam them up"
Call all the pizza resturants in town and see if they'll deliver
Say hello to your Uncle Bruce, who's in the closet for a different reason
(Politically Incorrect and Impolite)
Plug your ears and sing "LALALALA" loudly to drown out your siblings begging to be let in
Did you set the VCR to tape the big game?
Search through your checkbook to see if your house insurance is paid up
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