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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

George W. Bush's Top Ten Achievements for His First 100 Days in Office

(submitted by Doug Rosengard)

10. Finally identified and fired that S.O.B. speechwriter who kept putting "subliminible" and "obsfucate" in his speeches (Cahir)
9. Appointed Katherine Harris to be Ambassador to Chad (Aaron Hirshberg)
8. Mastered that "removable thumb illusion" trick (Alfredo Garcia)
7. Learned to fit his name onto those tiny little lines he always has to sign on all the papers he keeps getting (sexychick)
6. Found Ronald Reagan's hidden jellybean stash (GC3)
5. Managed to convince the S.S. guys to let him carry his own shotgun (SandmanX)
4. One of his suggestions finally made it on the top 10 list. (Mookie)
3. Correctly guessed who was voted off the Island 7 times (silver girl)
2. Passed little known legislation for "take-your-FATHER-to-work" day (El Barton)
1. "Let's see....make the Japanese mad. Check. Make the Chinese mad. Check. Make the Americans mad. Check." (who? me?)

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