Where is all the blue food?
(GC3(who stole it from George Carlin))
The real "Top-10-Things-Clinton-Smuggled-out-of-the-White-House"-List.
(confidential)
Fat-free cheeseburgers.
(Topher)
The largest supply of flying carpets the world has ever seen.
(sexychick)
THE GOVERNMENT IS HIDING NOTHING. EVERYTHING IS PERFECTLY NORMAL. PLEASE REMAIN WHERE YOU ARE. THE GOVERNMENT IS HIDING NOTHING. EVERY.....
(Adam)
The replacement inflatable ozone layer, "just in case".
(Ilsoap)
A gigantic pile of socks stolen by the CIA out of the dryers of many US citizens since the 1950's.
(Fluff)
The carcasses of the last three Energizer bunnies that just couldn't keep going.
(Topher)
That meetings of the Senate are always catered by Playboy bunnies.
(sexychick)
The United States leads the world in production of "MADE IN CHINA" labels.
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