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Top Ten Signs This Might Not Be a Good Summer for You

10. You asked for a tarot reading... and got five Death cards. (El Booya)
9. The groundhog saw his shadow again: another 6 more weeks of winter. (shawn_4_fun_n_ky)
8. The first mosquito of the year just carried off your dog. (Dan)
7. The magistrate said 90 days, but your attorney thinks he can get it down to 30, along with 200 hours of community service and a 500 dollar fine. (Fluff)
6. Your parents tell you that it's time to get a job and that Aunt Flo mentioned she needs someone to babysit "If-I-whine-I'll-get-what-I-want" Mary Beth and "If-you-smile-at-me-I'll-bite-you" Joey. (Dragon Keeper)
5. While setting up at the beach, someone mistakes your swimsuit for the cabana. (silver girl)
4. You've been stuck in a construction zone in Hotterenhell, Iowa, for three hours. They're just about to let you go and a crane falls on your car. (Maniac Bob)
3. Your boss has just sent you to investigate something called the Big Sur Witch Project? (Thor)
2. You have the sneaking suspicion that the pool boy shouldn't need to visit your house 4 times a week. (sexychick)
1. After two years of being on your own at college, you decide it'd be a great idea to save money by living at home with Mom and Dad. (The Lizard Queen)

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