" No Daddy! We don't get to keep the podium and all of the chairs."
(gustavoman)
"Oh! Just like that movie where Drew Barrymore divorced her parents."
(bcs princess)
"No, I think I'll take a few years off and go to law school before launching my senate campaign."
(Ackhack)
"Chelsea, your mom and I got you some nice new-looking furnature for your graduation present...No, don't worry, it cost us almost nothing."
(What the DILLY-O?!)
"I'm sorry your father couldn't be here, honey - restraining order, you know."
(Little Jon)
"So, whats your dad up to these days?"
(JimUK)
"Four More Years! Four More Years!"
(The Kevinator)
"You Go Girl!" [needed something positive]
(bcs princess)
"Yeah, but she can't get snockered with anywhere near the devastating precision of the Bush sisters."
(Rocket88)
"Who's Chelsea Clinton?"
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