You use the phrase "top ten" in a sentance more than once.
(Fuck you Jenny)
The #1 entry is blank, like an open grave.
(DK)
You wake up every night screaming "NO! NOT THAT LIST! GET AWAY!"
(Light Warrior)
You use your interactive top ten list to determine what is written on your headstone.
(Fitz)
Your girlfriend dumped you because she was sick of having to submit her "Top Ten Things I'd Like to Do This Weekend" lists to you.
(theopholis)
"Mr. Atwood, I'll give you 10 reasons why you should choose US for your life insurance!"
(What the DILLY-O?!)
You are developing an obsessive-compulsive disorder surronding the number 10.
(sallymania)
You have wasted your tuition and academic career at MIT managing a website.
(DPeery)
For everyone else, bad news comes in groups of three. For you, its groups of ten - baby!
(Ackhack)
OK...you finally get your engineering degreee, graduating with honors, but the only person on the planet interested in hiring you is David Letterman.
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