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Top Ten Unexpected Side-Effects of Dick Cheney's New Pacemaker

(submitted by Major Tom)

10. Cheney now walks with the sway of a member of an oompah band. (theopholis)
9. The WWF will soon introduce a new villian: Dastardly Dick. (Laffman)
8. He can now contact Superman in moments of national crisis. (silentbob)
7. It forced a republican to admit he actually had a heart. (Arch)
6. He set off car alarms in the parking lot when he saw Angelina Jolie in "Tomb Raider." (Oops I did it again.)
5. When a new idea occurs, the little lightbulb actually becomes visible above his head. (kyl)
4. At Bush's request, doctors programmed in an extra heart sound: Instead of "lub-dub, lub-dub", it now sounds like "luv-dub-ya, luv-dub-ya." (Ackhack)
3. Scarecrow and Lion renew their demands for a brain and some courage. (The Kevinator, thx1138)
2. When angered, he suddenly transforms into The Incredible Bulk. (gustavoman)
1. Uncle Dick can have a fun time creating feedback on the stereo -- it really messes with Jenha's hangovers. (Major Tom)

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