direct from . . .
Top Ten Things You Shouldn't Find in Your Pockets
(submitted by Poco Loco)
Week-old Hot Pockets (tm)
(Messy Boy)
Those darn Democratic ballots you forgot to turn in to the West Palm Beach canvassers
(Oops I did it again.)
Two elephants
(Ilsoap, Ackhack)
Mozzarella sticks
(secretsnail, lindsey)
The phone number of the Russian embassy -- written on the back of your FBI ID card
(Totaly Tasteless.)
Schroedinger's Cat
(Still there?)
Note reading "Help, I'm being held captive in a pants-inspecting company!"
(DK)
A buisness card for dubya's english arts instucticator
(Gecko)
The car keys you and your friends have been searching for the last two hours
(Whassup)
"Well whaddya know...it is a banana!"
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