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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten Things You Shouldn't Find in Your Pockets

(submitted by Poco Loco)

10. Week-old Hot Pockets (tm) (Messy Boy)
9. Those darn Democratic ballots you forgot to turn in to the West Palm Beach canvassers (Oops I did it again.)
8. Two elephants (Ilsoap, Ackhack)
7. Mozzarella sticks (secretsnail, lindsey)
6. The phone number of the Russian embassy -- written on the back of your FBI ID card (Totaly Tasteless.)
5. Schroedinger's Cat (Still there?)
4. Note reading "Help, I'm being held captive in a pants-inspecting company!" (DK)
3. A buisness card for dubya's english arts instucticator (Gecko)
2. The car keys you and your friends have been searching for the last two hours (Whassup)
1. "Well whaddya is a banana!"

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