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Top Ten Things You Shouldn't Find in Your Pockets
(submitted by Poco Loco)
Week-old Hot Pockets (tm)
Those darn Democratic ballots you forgot to turn in to the West Palm Beach canvassers
(Oops I did it again.)
The phone number of the Russian embassy -- written on the back of your FBI ID card
Note reading "Help, I'm being held captive in a pants-inspecting company!"
A buisness card for dubya's english arts instucticator
The car keys you and your friends have been searching for the last two hours
"Well whaddya know...it is a banana!"
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