The lingering sense of eternal punishment. And the firey brimstone.
(Fuzzball the Great and Powerful)
You find yourself longing for those pleasant years in the siberian coal mining camp.
(boyjeanus)
Because you actually *requested* a place where no one would persecute your blood-drinking vampire suicide cult (though you would've preferred being relocated to a remote tropical island)
(noam "the gnome" chomsky)
"Tonights football game will not be seen. In its place we bring you David Hasselhoff live in concert."
(vipercat)
666 channels on the cable, and it's all PBS pledge drive, all the time.
(starWill)
There are no harps; only accordians and bagpipes.
(A & G)
The thermostat starts at 90 degrees.
(Oops I did it again.)
All the postcards at the tourist stands have pictures of Mussolini in a bikini... and they say, "Wish I weren't here."
(Fear & Loathing in the F-Dub (D & G GET ON THE BUS!))
You're surrounded by lawyers and politicians,,,and you're not in D.C.
(Oops I did it again.)
You have TV, DVD, Surround Sound, Computer, T1 line, Air Conditioner, mini-Fridge -- no outlets.
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