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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten Ways To Tell That Your Movie Career Is Over

(submitted by a little glowing friend)

10. You get bumped off the Tonight Show because the yodeling dog ran long. (Lemur Lover)
9. The only scripts they let you read revolve around handpuppets and an orangutan. (Major Tom)
8. They removed your "star" on the walkway for a man hole cover. (SDF II)
7. You're starring in "Killer Mutant Hollywood Beach Babes III: Return to the Beach". (Deimodius)
6. The Key Grip & Caterer get top billing over you in the credits. (Deimodius)
5. People ask you if you can get them the autograph of the guy next to you. (Deimodius)
4. Your last video release was "straight to UHF". (Major Tom)
3. On formal occassions, you are constantly sat between Fritz the Cat and Phyllis Diller. (Major Tom)
2. That "Where's the Beef" lady asks if you're interested in a cameo in her next project. (Major Tom)
1. Your asked by the maitre-d' if you could give up your reservations at Planet Hollywood when Paulie Shore & his entourage show up unannounced. (G-Nicest)

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