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Top Ten Things You Don't Want to Hear In the Middle of the Night
(submitted by Captain-Brigadier-Lieutenant Kookabear
"Hello, this is Joe from MCI, is the homeowner available?"
"Honey, wake up. We need to talk about 'us'."
"Daddy wake up... I don't feel... so... mgphhhh!"
(Robert Clemmons, Earl 'n Edna)
"CUT! Let's take that again from the beginning... with feeling this time!"
Any Backstreet Boys or N'Sync song... Then again, I don't want to hear them in the day either.
The U.S. Marshals and the local SWAT team outside your window arguing whether to use tear gas or flash bangs.
"Okay, now listen to the top ten reasons why I SHOULDN'T sleep with you: Number 10..."
"Daddy, wake up. I forgot, I have to take a collection of 20 insects to school tomorrow."
(The A Man)
"Sorry, we're out of beer."
whooOOP, whooOOP, whooOOP.... hee-haw, hee-haw, hee-haw..... EEEeeeew, EEEeeeew, EEEeeeew.... beeep, beeep, beeep!
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