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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten Things to Leave Off Your Resume

(submitted by Faux Pas)

10. Significant accomplishment at previous job: World's longest paper clip chain (PensFan)
9. Towel Boy for High School Chess Team (1987-1991) (Snuk!)
8. Charisma Coach for Al Gore, 1988 - 2001 (Moose)
7. 1999-Present: Living off of the settlement from the lawsuit against my previous employer (snagswolf)
6. 1985-1996? : Alcohol Induced Blackout (Twizted Smilee)
5. That homicide incident with the jackhammer (puma)
4. Previous Employer: US Postal Service. Reason for leaving: Disgruntled. (Snuk!)
3. The name of the guy whose resume you copied. (Thomas Palsson)
2. "As seen on WWF" (What the DILLY-O?!)
1. Script Supervisor for 'Battlefield Earth' (Moose)

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