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Top Ten Signs You Might Be Prone To Road Rage

(submitted by G-Nicest)

10. You break your friend's PlayStation when he cuts you off in Grand Turismo. (naderman)
9. All the Volkswagon Beetles stuck in the grill of your SUV. (J. Eric Smith)
8. Most people in town have a restraining order on your car. (Gustavoman)
7. Me?! What about you, ya brain-dead, no drivin', brake-ridin', no-turn-signal son of a...!!! (rorschak)
6. When shopping at the grocery store, you keep running your cart into the heels of the person in front of you. (Deimodius)
5. Whenever you're driving there are always idiots on the road. (Debbie Jones)
4. God, schmod, that bus full of nuns was really asking for it. (Blind Cave Salamanders, Cult of the)
3. Bumper sticker that says "If you can read this, I'm going to kick your ass!" (Deimodius)
2. You aren't, but that *%$#* stinkin' son of a &^%$# that just cut you off sure as *&^$%^ is!! (The Lizard Queen)
1. People going past are freaks and the ones going too slow are morons! (Jeff "The Spoiled Brat" Gordon)

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