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Top Ten Signs You Shouldn't Become An Astronaut
(submitted by sexychick)
Incurable, persistent flatulence
(squeezette, thx1138, G-Nicest, Deimodius, meat, bigal3)
Your Tang only tastes good when mixed with vodka.
(Moose, Alfredo Garcia)
"What do ya' mean I don't get AirMiles?"
You never got past Level 1 in Space Invaders.
There's no way your "retro-twelve-inch-soul-train afro" is going to fit into your space helmet.
There is no air in outer space. Fire needs air to burn. The leprechauns keep telling you to set things on fire. It's as simple as that.
The quarter horsie rides in front of K-Mart make you squeamish.
You are completely bewildered by the "control panel" on the Pepsi machine.
Only one of your five multiple personalities knows anything about aeronautics, and that's from watching Star Trek.
(Krig the Viking)
Your only goal after launch is to crash land on an island so you can find that genie in a bottle.
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