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Top Ten Signs You're Too Famous for Your Own Good

(submitted by Randi Radio)

10. You keep forgetting where your second star on the walk of fame is. (Jeramy)
9. The paparazzi have established a small city around your home. It has its own area code. (Krig the Viking)
8. Upon the landing of the first manned mission to Mars, the astronauts are welcomed by small green martians holding signs and screaming your name. The martians are dissapointed when they realize you aren't on the ship. (Krig the Viking)
7. Julia Roberts said she'd really like to be engaged to you for a few weeks. (hra23632)
6. Your stalkers have stalkers. (Danschick, psychofish)
5. When getting your knighthood people wonder who the broad with the sword is. (Gonads and Strife Weeeeeeeeee!)
4. To avoid the tabloids, you had an ultra-ultra secret wedding when you married yourself. (Deimodius)
3. Somebody will let you on a professional basketball team, despite that fact that you're way too old and you haven't played in years. (also maybe 'cause you own the team? [anglesius])
2. you're now referred to as THE pervert, instead of just A pervert. (DDDAVE)
1. It's been so long since you've had to tell someone what your name is, you don't even remember it anymore. (Squeakgator)

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