direct from . . .

Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten Reasons to Buy an Elephant

(submitted by cheato queen)

10. Accidentally bid at a circus auction. (Krig the Viking)
9. For one thing, the warranty on your hippo is about to run out. (BullFrog)
8. Rhinos aren't allowed in your apartment building, and the ceiling's too low for a giraffe! (Oops I did it again.)
7. They were all out of rhinos. (TBeeber)
6. To stop the damn hippo from complaining about being the fattest animal in the yard. (GigaBob)
5. You're having 450 of your friends over and it basically tastes like chicken. (Thomas Palsson)
4. To stamp out your burning ducks. (Major Tom)
3. In the long run, it's cheaper than renting. (Maniac Bob)
2. Your neighbour thinks he's sooo great with his pure bred dachshund, huh? (Deimodius)
1. You showed up late for the Bronx Zoo clearance sale, and all of the lions were already gone. (Major Tom)

Copyright © 1995-2015, Scott Atwood and Christian Shelton

Scott Atwood and Christian Shelton (hereafter the authors) retain full copyright of all material on this and all other pages of "Christian's & Scott's Interactive Top Ten List." The authors grant to all other parties the sole right to create a link to this page. However, the authors reserve all other rights. No material from these pages may be copied without the express consent of one of the authors.

sra & crs Last modified: Dec 6, 2001