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Top Ten Excuses for Being Caught Playing Minesweeper by Your Boss

(submitted by Billy Joe Ray Bob XXVII.XXXVIII)

10. It was either this, or solitaire, and you know how addictive solitaire can be. (Deimodius)
9. I'm looking under the squares for Waldo. (What the DILLY-O?!)
8. I'm just killing time 'til my lunch break. (Tomateo)
7. The Start Menu is so confusing! (Fitz)
6. YOU SAID TO WORK ON OUR STRATEGY!!! ....oh, you mean our SALES strategy. (Hoochie)
5. It helps you relax after having been surfing for porn on the internet all afternoon. (Thomas Palsson)
4. If I can't have the freedom to waste valuable work hours playing mindless computer games, the terrorists will have already won. (The Radical Moderate)
3. No, seriously, this is what you pay me to do here! (Krig the Viking)
2. Well I see Bob over in the corner playing it all the time so I didn't think you cared. (Fitz)
1. pick up phone and say: "Hello, IT Department? You guys are right. Someone did install Minesweeper on my machine. How can I help you catch him?" (Lekolight)

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