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Top Ten Reasons C&SITTL is Moving to a New URL
(submitted by Deimodius)
MIT Board of Directors had their revenge after having their hilarious entries rejected week after week.
Scott lost the piece of paper with the old URL written on it, and now they need to get a new one, damn it!
They were traded for a Top Ten List to be named later.
They needed to snap up URL before some other "Christian & Scott" duo thought of it.
They are soon to be enrolled at Metro Area Community College; MIT somehow doesn't understand that maintaining an Interactive Top Ten List actually is a challenging senior-thesis level artificial intelligence computer science project damn it!
When the top then thing fizzles, they can change into "Christian's and Scott's International Topless Talent Locator" without a problem.
Zero percent financing on all new URLs purchased before the end of the year (keep the internet rolling)!
(Oops I did it again.)
They hired the same consultant that suggested "New Coke."
They are just following George Bush's "New URL Order" doctrine.
The webmasters at MIT went union, and now every click on "submit" needs to be hand carried to the server by a union guy.
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