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Top Ten Ways to Beat the Holiday Blues

(submitted by Major Tom)

10. Go trick-or-treating on Christmas morning just to see the neighboorhood reaction. (Arch)
9. Hibernate. (DK)
8. Dress like the Grinch and harrass the kids waiting in line to see Santa at the mall. (No your honor, I dont have any plans for the next 120 days....)
7. Put on your baseball jersey, go to your local stadium, and cheer on the home team from now until April. (Deimodius)
6. Set up "Free Xbox" signs in front of Walmart and watch the stampede. (Dave R.)
5. Stand on a corner for a couple of days with your bucket, ringing a bell, then cash in and fly to St. Croix for Christmas. (Oops I did it again.)
4. Prance around the office in full ballet attire dropping tinsel everywhere. (Ilsoap)
3. Run off to Bermuda with Cindy Loo Who (my how she's grown in the last 20 years!). (Oops I did it again.)
2. Reschedule all Root Canal, Surgery, Tax Audits, and In-Law visits to between 12/15 and 1/1. You'll be too deprressed to worry about the Blues. (Lekolight)
1. Every time a bell take a shot. (Captain_Science)

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