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Top Ten Signs That The Christmas Present You Gave Was A Dud
(submitted by mongojehri)
The restraining order from your now former girlfriend
Even E-BAY wouldn't take it.
(Nat's a HOTTIE!)
You suddenly remember that it was regifted to you -- in 1974.
(boscoe the cat)
The first thing you hear after it is unwrapped is "They still make these?"
It's still under the Christmas tree... on the curb.
(7-Iron and Bob)
You get a thank-you card that says, "I'm sure my dog will love it!"
The best news was that batteries weren't included.
"Oh good! I needed a new shoe box.
The bruise you've got from when she threw it at your head is a pretty strong reminder.
While the gift of a Persian kitten was a great idea...two words for next year: Air. Holes.
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