Nervous Kmart store managers were starting to empty the coins from the kiddy rides on an hourly basis!
(Oops I did it again.)
Martha Stewart was working as check out girl.
(hoss)
Blue light special on K-Mart stock.
(Fitz)
The last K-mart Employee picnic consisted of crackers and warm tap water.
(Mistergeek)
About a month ago they had several high-level meetings with Dick Cheney....
(Oops I did it again.)
On last visit the Garden Shop consisted of a dented gnome and dandelions dug out of the parking lot cracks.
(Major Tom)
Goldfish in pet department were really animal crackers.
(NutsOverNat (She's really short))
As of late, quarterly dividends have been paid out in Pez.
(Major Tom)
Some of their major suppliers had recently switched to paint-on stitching.
(Major Tom)
Replacement of really cheap crap with really, really cheap crap.
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