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Top Ten Things to Do With a Used Airline
(submitted by rorschak)
Tell everyone that you bought it from an old lady who just flew it to church and back.
Keep the peanuts and silverware and leave the rest at the curb for pickup.
Have former "Blue Angel" pilots, now with experience in the commercial sector, put together a 747 precision-flying aerobatic extravaganza - The Jumbo Angels!
Install the trays on the walls all over your house to avoid needing those annoying coasters.
Set up a business where people can get rid of all the junk in their attic by sending it to be lost at Heathrow Airport.
Attach the planes to giant armatures that go up and down as they rotate around a central support, put the whole thing on a colorful truck, and go from town to town and give rides.
Do you know how many beer cans you can get from just one 747?
Trade the planes to Manhattan Indians to get those valuable beads back.
Charter flights south for tired geese.
Wait seven years.......File Chapter 11 again.
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