Her age
(Nyperold)
All lingerie shrinks 5 sizes after exiting the store.
(rien)
Lingerie loses money, the cockfighting tournaments in the basement are the gold mines.
(Pertinax)
She is really a woman pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman.
(The Kevinator)
The sales staff really can tell which men are buying items for their spouse and which are buying for themselves.
(Lekolight)
An awful lot of orders for extra-extra large panties originate from nfl.com
(Mistergeek)
Brief flirt with communism in the fifties, and she was the second gunman on the grassy knoll. Oh, she also headed the design team for the Edsel.
(jackandjill)
Victoria is a high-level CIA operative, working to depose an evil orange-juice magnate while running a successful lingerie business.
(Krig the Viking)
There's a secret Men's Lounge in the back of all stores where you can sit while your wife/girl friend/mistress shops. Just ask the Manager and give the password: BLOOMERS.
(Lekolight)
I haven't found anything despite hours and hours of close scrutiny of the catalogue, but I'm gonna keep looking till I do.
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