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Top Ten Ways to Make Golf More Exciting
(submitted by BKred)
Each foursome has to have a minister,a priest and a rabbi...that ALWAYS turns out funny!
Replace caddies with bikini models.
Audi twin turbo, four-wheel drive golf carts!!!!
(Oops I did it again.)
New rule: One in six golf balls must actually be a tiny piniata filled with Tootsie Rolls.
Give all the golfers real tough sounding names like "Sabre Tooth" Tiger Woods or "Black" Jack Nicklaus.
Combine it with sharpshooting. (It worked for skiing!!)
Spectators who applaud with that annoying "golf clap" are forced to become "goalie" for next hole.
In addition to the water hazards and sand traps throw in some dingo pits.
Deduct 2 strokes from your final score for each opponent hit with the ball from over 50 yards away
Lakes ... BORING; Lava ... INTERESTING! 9-)
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