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Top Ten Excuses for Watching Every Bowl Game

(submitted by Tom)

10. The next one might be the one worth watching. (Maniac Bob)
9. Couldn't reach remote. (Deimodius)
8. All those people you owe money to broke both your legs. (Dioptric)
7. So the La-Z-Boy will be perfectly contoured to your ass in time for the Superbowl. (GNHN)
6. If I don't watch them all, the terrorists will win. (Hand me the doritoes, will you?)
5. Children nailed you to the couch while you were napping. (Deimodius)
4. You're a guy, you have the day off, and those 10 bags of pork grinds ain't gonna eat themselves. (xman)
3. "Really, dear... one of these games will have figure skating durng the half-time show... just wait." (Deimodius)
2. Keep hoping a cheerleader forgot to wear the bottom piece of her uniform. (not me)
1. If you're ever on Jeopardy and the topic is "Bowl Games of 2002" YOU'RE IN! (Khaki Shorts and Pillow fights..Rrrowrrr!)

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